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  • July 1, 2011 at 3:03 am #2169
    DJ Max D.
    Member

    OLD: a DJ is a DJ
    NEW: everyone is a DJ

    🙁

    July 1, 2011 at 3:19 am #2170
    Irwin J. Céspedes
    Member

    Old: Broken Needles
    New: Broken Laptop

    July 1, 2011 at 4:01 am #2181
    IndigoDeviLLe
    Member

    OLD: Listening to the headphone
    NEW: Staring at the waveforms

    July 1, 2011 at 4:15 am #2182
    DJ Distraction
    Member

    OLD:
    [media=youtube]QQesFbpryzM[/media]

    NEW:
    [media=youtube]iXMveyrjXIA[/media]

    July 1, 2011 at 7:20 am #1000740
    Phil Morse
    Keymaster

    Liambo, post: 2094 wrote: OLD: No EQ’s on the mixer!

    NEW: No effects on the mixer!

    Like this one 🙂

    July 1, 2011 at 7:20 am #2195
    Phil Morse
    Keymaster

    DJ Max D., post: 2158 wrote: OLD: a DJ is a DJ
    NEW: everyone is a DJ

    🙁

    😀 Best get used to it…

    July 1, 2011 at 8:19 am #2210
    Rob Francis
    Member

    OLD: Can’t believe I just spent £8 on this record – it sucks
    NEW: Can’t believe I just spent £0.59 on this MP3 – it sucks

    July 1, 2011 at 8:25 am #2213
    jezalenko
    Member

    OLD: The staff at the record shop know you by sight
    NEW: The staff at the equipment shop you you by sight

    😀

    July 1, 2011 at 8:27 am #2215
    Rob Francis
    Member

    OLD: I need to put the vinyl back in the right sleeve
    NEW: I need to update the album artwork

    July 1, 2011 at 8:50 am #1000750
    U31
    Member

    Old : Sir Jimmy Saville , first ever dj to play on 2 turntables, circa 1948 iir

    New : VDJ, up to 99 decks

    July 1, 2011 at 4:18 pm #2283
    Phil Morse
    Keymaster

    Some great ones here, this is definitely a blog post when we’ve exhausted our thoughts…

    July 1, 2011 at 4:32 pm #2286
    D-Jam
    Participant

    Old:

    New:

    July 1, 2011 at 6:21 pm #2310
    DJ Max D.
    Member

    D-Jam, post: 2275 wrote: Old:

    New:

    July 3, 2011 at 2:30 am #2552
    SmiTTTen
    Participant

    Old: Cannot find venue
    New: Cannot find DNS Server.

    July 3, 2011 at 3:00 am #2561
    NewportDJ Drew
    Participant

    old: me
    new: scene

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