Hey Jordan,
Do you work off a Mac by any chance? Reason I ask is that I just recently recorded an intro myself using Garage Band (it was actually the first time I had ever used that program). I just used my headphones as a mic, and recorded my voice saying “Attack is imminent, now deploying DJ Medik…” and I used some of the effects to mask the fact that it was my voice (made it sound like a radio com voice). Then I converted that file into an MP3 and played an alarm track in Traktor with my intro on top of it and recorded them together as one MP3. Now I can use that for my sets! If you don’t have Garage Band, I believe Audacity will do the same thing (which is a free program) but I’m not 100% on that as I’m still sooo very new at recording things. Either way I thought that might help you to create your own intro. I’m sure it will be much more rewarding than having someone else do it 🙂